Megan needs...

This is a fun meme - I found this on sheep in the city, a knitting blog I read occasionally. I thought it was very clever! Here's what you do: Google "[your name] needs" and list the 10 best matching results.

1. Megan needs a theme song!
   
2. Megan needs to work on her gun control.
   
3. Megan needs an organ transplant.
   
4. Megan needs 10 volunteers for the Banana Man Chase.
   
5. Megan needs coffee this early!
   
6. Megan needs to get Sarah’s contact information from Glenda.
   
7. Megan needs a makeover: "Megan has no style; scrubs, jeans and platform shoes — those are not a style."
   
8. Megan needs to find the truth so she investigates by visiting the strip club and cross-examining the bouncer, Tweet, a married man.
   
9. LOST dog Megan needs a loving home - after being without a family for almost a year.
   
10. Megan needs to learn how to receive the concessions and help others offer without defensiveness.
    
11. Megan needs the assistance of a robotics expert.
    
12. Megan needs pink stuff?
    
13. Megan needs a complete redo of her bedroom to make it more "Miami."
    
14. Megan needs time off skis and a chance to let her knees rest.
    
15. Megan needs all her strength, talents, and wit in order to survive.